Pickled Grapes

So much for roads named after flowers eh? [Bristol]


It’s the anniversary of the lousiest decision I ever made.

That might be overtly dramatic – time, life transforms every ‘wrong’ step into a ‘defining’ one. If I’m prattling nonsensically, do forgive me. It’s 2 more days to exams that I barely care about.

Am doing everything but study. And you might say what a bad time to indulge in ‘extra curricular activities’.

Healty Addiction – Gorging raisins (by that I mean 500g daily)

‘Grey Area’ Addiction – One Tree Hill, dinner parties, recipe google-ing, paperback, paperbacks and more paperbacks!

Bad Addiction – errrr……my flatmates boyfriend? I like the way he treats her. That’s it. I swear!

When will this end? This being exams.

Sigh sigh sigh


Current music: TLC’s Diggin’ on you

At Long Last

Cabot Tower - Summer winds in Bristol's winter (19th of Dec)


Back when an autumn coat just right.

With reference to Queer Stuff For The Wondering Mind.

Who would have thought, almost a year later, half the world away, and the answer is incredibly simple.

Fact – women do fart during sex
Logic – it’s not weird, it’s not even her fault
Science – contact, cyclical pumping in the vagina during sex causes air to be drawn in

Of course, it’s a one way route in there – the vagina. The air has to come out.

Hence, you have Fanny Farts.

Wallah!


Current music:Jaclyn Victor’s (yes! The Malaysian Idol) Di Bawah Pohon Asmara
(A SMASHING jazz number)

5 into 2006

Party ravages on the 31st

Scenario
-window glazed with condensed water droplets
-unmade bed
-study table piled with lecture notes – untouched
-side table – dirty dishes
-noiseless – except for whining radio presenters

Activities
-day dreaming
-reading The Time Traveler’s Wife
-eating
-watching House MD, One Tree Hill
-missing home
-missing my flatmates (am I nuts or what?!)
-waiting for Orange’s Wednesday deal next week – to watch Brokeback Mountain
-eating
-NOT studying
-day dreaming
-eating
-imagining my next out of Notts trip
-hoping to pass – with flying colours – afterthought: am no longer hardworking
-eating
-wistful thinking – got to lose the fat accumulated during Christmas and Birthday celebration

Conclusion – WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME?!

Current music: Jason Mraz’s Song for a friend