In Need Of Supervision

Precisely what she's doing....( Manneiken Pis/ Le Petit Julien )

In hope of wearing every possible traditional costume

Dining in the sole Hooters in UK, except that we were not served topless (damn!)


A picniking we shall go, in Wollaton Park

Look at what she’s been doing. Pissing her life away. While her work piles up, when there’s hours and hours of lectures notes she has to peruse…

She goes out drinking. Her knowledge of intoxicating beverages has immensely improved. No longer does she need to say, “I will have what’s she’s having, please, thank you”,

No longer does she confine herself to her hole, be it early in the semester when exams are a distant possibility, or late, when the same enemy is a constant reminder of Judgment day.

She even shaves her legs, to wear skirts. Yes, she may argue that it’s the season,

“Spring. The season of Fertility, hrm, not so much as summer. Perhaps Reawakening? Better put, am positive. The loins – wait does that word only apply to males? (Should I not know this, considering Moore & Agur’s Clinical Anatomy is permanent fixture of my bookshelf?) – awakes from its fitful dormancy”.

And this, yes, this truncated mind – are we going to trust her with 10 000 Great Britain’s Pounds? The richest Malaysian Soc (possibly a little inferior to Imperial College?), is trusting this demented pulp of a brain to man-handle their purse. Oh, it would not be a surprise if she cites a hole in the pocket if the accounts do not add up.

What can I say about the hours spent on Friendster (pardon my gross exaggeration, but I’m just trying to impress on the fact that this time, she’s hooked, for certain). Ironic that it took 1000 miles away from home to make her realize that perhaps all she wants in a guy is something familiar, uncomplicated.

Her stomach growls, her fridge is freakishly empty, she begs me to feed her.
She spends all the daylight hours wondering if he is doing the same.

Woe, woe, woe. How am I to safe my incongruent half?

In despair with Train’s Meet Virginia.