Long/Short or Big/Small ?

I chuckled when I spotted that little piece of news at a remote corner of the newspaper spread. This would be a worthy piece of information to discuss…

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As I was telling Minnie about the article, her impulse was to grab a ruler. Her eyes swiftly scanned the length of it, but she decided to reinforce the spatial dimensions by using her index finger.

"9 cm….my god…IT'S LONG…"

Oh yeah. Agree with her, totally. Unlike our bread eating counterparts, we, who gobble nasi lemaks and teh tariks will generally agree that 9 cm is too long for a penis. A flaccid one at that.

"Imagine, if it was erect….creepy……"

The idea that longer/bigger is better is still - indigestible to the masses who hasn't literally delved into the world of fornication. We just don't see how a relatively larger piece of…flesh can be inserted into a rather tiny orifice. Then again, like love and hate, pain and pleasure is separated by a thin line.

So, how do men measure up below their belt?

The longest - Italians - With an average of 9 cm, they not only have their generally chiseled looks and lean bodies to boot.

The citizens of Hamburger Ville (The US) have to settle for second place, averaging 8.8 cm.

The others are, well, not worth taking note of.

I'm certain some of you are already fidgeting, so I'll cut to the chase and list down some Discovery Channel Quickies instead of rambling aimlessly.


1) 75% of males ejaculate within 3 minutes of penetration. (Isn't that a bit to fast?)
2) Males under 40 are typically able to reach an erection in less than 10 seconds.
3) A typical orgasm lasts 3-5 seconds, with contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds.
4) Medomalacuphobia - fear of losing an erection. (fascinating..)
5) Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis. (Males beat the gorillas that measure up to 2 inches…hurrah!)
6) A small flaccid penis has a greater percentage increase during erection than a larger flaccid penis. (grow-er vs. show-ers……hehhehehe)
7) Some studies shows that the higher educated males have a greater tendency to have wet dreams.
8) Males become sexually aroused nearly everytime they dream.
9) The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last tri-semester. (They start young..)
10) Ithyphallophobia - fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis. ( Phobias don't seem to have an end, do they?)
11) At the age of 70, 73% of males are still potent. (Horny old men….)
12) Oneirogmophobia - fear of wet dream (damn!)
13) The rhinoceros has a penis measuring 2 feet long (My goodness!)
14) The initial spurt of ejaculation travels at 28 miles an hour. (Just as a matter of comparison, the world record for the 100-meter sprint is 27.1 miles an hour)
15) The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men, and vise versa.
16) A man's testicle increases in size by 50 % when aroused. (That too?)
17) Micropenis - A rare disorder where those afflicted suffer from unusually small penis, from 0.75 to 1 inch - erect.


That's all folks!

Calming myself with Kenny Rogers' Crazy