Family Planning and Tuition Fees

3 friends sat on the stairs.
Heavily pregnant Ms. Azizah walks by, carrying a bundle of papers.
One nudged, pointed a chin towards her.
Once the coast was clear…

"Hey, since when was she pregnant?"
"Long time already…you don't know meh?"
"…huh…she didn't look pregnant before this.."
"Maybe it's that blouse she's wearing…more.. noticeable now.."
"Oh my god, forgot to tell you. Ms. Kana is PREGNANT!"
"WHAT ?! How can you Forget to mention something like that? First you forgot to tell me she came to KDU. So weird. Weird how you people Suddenly remember things nowadays…"
"Heh, sorry lar…."
"She's pregnant again…so fast….Isn't it a one year gap…Wait, she told us she had a baby last December right?…uh…December '03? My god, 2 YEARS only?"
"Why, what's wrong with that?"
"Yah, 2 years is fine what.."
"2 years? It's too soon lar. All the hopes I had for Ms. Kana…and she Blew it"
Laughs…"why?"
"She's like the typical Estate Indian now…with no inkling of family planning…after all that…education.."
"Heehehhe….I didn't say anything.."
"Maybe she thought she was ready for another one…"
"2 years is not a gap at all"
"What's wrong with 2 years. I think it's nice. You'll be closer to your siblings and such"
"No, what's wrong with a 4 year gap then?…5 maybe?"
"It's just to far…see like you…you're not even talking to your brother.."
"That's not the point. 2 years is just too soon…"
"Oooohhh…you're talking financially is it..?"
"YES, Yes…by god, took you guys so long…"
"By the time it's 2nd year, the other needs to get to college…the parents would be pulling hairs of their head.."
"4 years is fine…my sister is in her last year and I'll be getting into U soon…"
"Heh, for medicine…even 4 years is not enough…"

Another friend bumps into the trio.

"HEY!!!!"
"HHHHHIIIIIIIII"
"MS. KANA IS PREGNANT!!!"
"WHAT?! So fast. Such a horny woman. Doesn't she know anything about condoms?…(LAUGHS)…Man she's going to suffer with all that tuition fees…"
"Why you two think the same way huh?"
"You wouldn't believe it. It took them so long to get my point on why she's pregnant way too soon for her own good. And you, you just came and -Bang- bull's eye!"
"Really, 2 years is fine lar…"
"Hey my gaps are 2, 2 as well"
"Oh, how's the tuition fees thing going..?"
Laughs…

Time for Thinking Skills Paper 1.

p.s - Stress pimples are out and about on my pizza face. I look like trash too.Ugh.


Soaking up the sun with Desiree's You gotta be