Of Pigs and Chemistry
Rain fell like netted curtain outside as I gloomily contemplated another insignificant day. While the climate went haywire, I shifted my gaze and saw the whiteboard quickly tarnished with colourful and the curvy handwriting of my chemistry lecturer. From arrows connecting reactants to products with multifaceted reagents, he turned ever so lightly but drastically activated the second me – BoNdI…
BoNdI : …he looks like
Me : Hitler!
BoNdI : Yes, from the side.
Me : The hair, too old-fashioned and greasy with too much gel.
BoNdI : Add a pencil line moustache and wallah….Hitler will be teaching you
Organic Chemistry instead of preaching about the superior race….
Me : Should we tell him?
BoNdI : Why not? He’s very open…
Me : Open is one, Hitler is another…
While the two of me were engaged in a heated debate, I heard a voice;
- Hey, a pig’s orgasm last 30 minutes man, so LONG one..!!!
And I knew, more was to come out of this…
- Yah, a pig can last that long but the lion..
- Mates 50 times a DAY!!
- My goodness!
- It’s the quality and not the quantity man!
- Guess what….! Only two mammals derive pleasure from a sexual act….it’s humans and…
- And what?!
- Dolphins!
So, we were reduced to nothing but a pack of hyenas and, yes, Hitler was simply smiling to himself while all this happened.
-Man, 30 minutes………..so damn tiring!
-Why?
-How do you hold an erection for so damn long?
What Hitler said shocked us all…..
-No wonder pigs are happy all the time….
The lesson had to continue despite a total shift in the topic and while we talked about the potency of reducing agents…..
-see sodium bromohydride is mild while lithium aluminium hydride is potent ;
more carbonyl groups will be reduced…
-haiyor!!! Why so complicated one…
-What lar, one is human and the other is a pig!
With that, we successfully completed a lesson… What of prime importance did I learn…Pig’s live a charmed life. Not only do they eat, sleep and shit all day, they make more receptive lovers!
-poor fellar though, can’t quite feel the pleasure of his capabilities…
posted by BoNdI @ 6:45 AM
6 Comments:
Oh ... my ... gawd! Hilarious!
Why does it not surprise me that it all happened in Chemistry huh.
Um, seems you agree that medic students are getting too much attention...Attention Deficient bunch =P
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Dear fishtail,
yes I know..light and hilarious, medicine for a long day.
Dear YingKs!,
Not surprised it happened during chemistry? hahahha....chemistry and life can't be seperated...!
'The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which' Animal Farm, George Orwell.
Hmmm... was George Orwell hinting his own virility? After all, pigs are the 9th smartest animals in the world. Maybe we should start learning from them. Ahem.
Dear Smartass,
Never been so piqued to read animal farm ; thanks to you, of course.
Then again, how are the male species doing to adapt what would require at least a million years for evolution to take place....ahem...maybe they should work with what they have...
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