Queer stuff for the Wondering Mind

The Past Week in a Newsflash


Farting during Sex?


Yes. People actually do. According to a more sexually liberated classmate oh mine that it. And guess what, women are more prone to it than men. If you're not queasy already, let me tell you, none of us bought it when it came up during Chemistry class. Of course, there was no way to check, considering we were all mediocre or worse, inexperienced. The only way to check was, to ask our lecturer. Instead of evading, he said,

"Oh well, it never happened to me!" and coupled it with shy smiles and a quick glance outside.

However, we concluded that if the sex was good, the copulating couple wouldn't notice the sonorous booming of air. All is well then.


Peer-Pressure rises up a Notch!


In an excited moment, a friend tugged her friend's shirt a tad to hard, revealing her shoulders, and of course, the line of strap…

Victim: Hey! What are you doing lah!
Perpetrator: Oh, hey, sorry. Got to excited….heh..
Victim: Wei, nevermine about it. I'm wearing cute straps today. (tugging her shirt discretely to reveal the pink, thin, cute straps).
Perpetrator: Oh! Hey! Cool. Me toooo…(checking underneath her shirt)
…oh shitty, I'm wearing grandma's straps today!
Victim: Pity, pity! Hahhahaha!!



Bithch-ed or Unbitch-ed?



For the first time, a profanity is seen in a different light altogether. The new look, refreshes its dimensions, and changes the mindset of a multitude of citizens.

(B)abe (I)n (T)otal (C)ontrol of (H)erself.

So, hey, it's cool to be a bitch. Just, start worrying when people call you " Un-bitch"



2 Breast Please…



2 friends walked to the humble Nasi Lemak stall, early in the morn. After placing their orders, while standing around, trying to look interested, a woman comes along.

Woman: Saya nak sotong, telur, tambah sambal, and 2 breast.
(Translation: I want the squid, eggs and extra chilli, and 2 breast.)

The female of the 2 friends, burst out laughing. Since it was a public area, she moves away to have a good roar out of it.

Her Logic: Don't tell me she wants One Breast. How bloody ridiculous.

She then moves closer towards the Male of the 2 friends, of course, expecting him to join her. Mr. Mature decides to move his thumb and his pointer, right angles to each other, forming the shape 'L' , which of course means "Loser". Female then decides that he deserves a whack and continues laughing…..



That's in a woozy week!