The £10 Note Meets The £1 Coin
King's College, Cambridge
The £10 Note meets the £1 Coin regularly, you know, to catch up.
“So, what has your week been like?” said the £1 coin to the £10 Note.
“Quite an exciting week I would say…saw a football match, had Chinese take-away, went shopping, visited the dentist…….. How about you? Did anything nice?”
“Oh, well, the usual……Church, church, church…”
If we are still talking in terms of notes and coins, want to know what happened to £ 400.00++ ?
PUFF!
YES! It disappeared! Right in front of my eyes…………ohhhhh………how it pains me.
The cause: Missed flight
Reasons:
1) Freaking security check
-Blatant inefficiency
-Petulant staff
-Unreasonably rude and inconsiderate personnel at the Stansted Airport.
2) Sneaky, conniving budget airline
- Idiotic RyanAir
- Irresponsible staff
3) Heightened human traffic
- need I say more…the time of the year explains it all
O god, I can’t possibly continue writing coherently in bullet points. It’s just not fair at all. Tell me, would you expect things like this to happen to you when you took the pains to get to the airport 2 hours earlier, and get this, as advised. Then line up, only to be held up with baggage procedures and then told to proceed to a sneaking, snaking, impossibly long line for the security check. Then there is this unreasonably sour bunch of green moronic idiots called security guards who are so pointless! And all this at 5 in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND get this, after indelible ruining us, they sent us to-and-fro while pointing, pushing the blame on separate companies…..made us fill up ‘I-Will-Look-This-Up-Next-Year Feedback forms’ simply because RyanAir would not take responsibility for us missing the flight due to the delay caused by the Airport Staff.
This is pointless, complaining about this. But to conclude;
1) Yes, we are striving to bug the hell out of those that ‘puffed-away’ our money, and we WOULD NOT QUIT till we get it ALL BACK! ALL OF IT!
2) Yes, I will cringe at the mention of Norway from now on, its just jinxed Ee Mae. Am so sorry, but I cannot possibly be expected to remain optimistic about this.
3) Impromptu decisions are exciting! Cambridge was brilliant Ee Mae! Everything was perfect, even the weather. Brought back pangs of what am missing out on though……..it’s their loss, stupid Queens College!
4) Time to rot in Notts and study I suppose………oh well………my money…………aaarrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
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3 Comments:
you have my sincerest sympathy.
i know u're thinking "if only that's worth 400 pounds".
-saddiq-
omg saddiq told me earlier abt what happened! idiots la those ppl. i freaked out when i missed a bus from reading to london, cant imagine how u feel.
You missed a flight that cost 400 quid? Omigosh! And I wanted to jump off the building for (almost) missing an AirAsia flight that cost Rm9-90. Hey, welcome back!
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