iGallop

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TV tax ridden UK certainly induces one thing, a heightened hunger for the couch potato culture which entails absolute authority of the remote control. Hence, it certainly does make an impression when one of the first adverts you see features 3 Ryder Gals.

No, no, no horses. But for better effect, hot pants and sports bras. 3 gals with virginally white outfits, including the cowboy hats and knee length boots. The perfect exercising gear, eh?

So while 3 cowgirls bob up-down and side-to-side in futuristic exercise room (sorry, not the prairie or the barn), you cannot help but snigger at the mere suggestion.

Taunted to promote taut adductors (that’s the inner thigh muscles girls!), hips and even the abdominal muscles without conscious effort, it also helps to enhance your posture, balance and strength. All the God-given benefits of Hippotherapy. Ask anyone and they will tell you that trotting with iGallop promises more.

The advert worked. It certainly stopped me at my tracks. I mean what happened to that OCD stricken censorship board that makes movies/shows look like they intended for 2 people to move towards each other then suddenly move apart?

Many are afflicted with wonderment, and with that comes divine creativity.

Ever wondered why the advert featured girls rather than guys. No self respecting guy would sit on that thing. It will surely hurt. The seats need modification, perhaps an indention?

I will sit on it! Only if it’s iGallopU.

There’s more, but I’ve made a pledge not to disclose explicit material, verbally or visually on my site.


But, on the hindsight, what ever comes out of the idiot box, I will take it. It’s good to be home!


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